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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Bear Grylls Plays Dirty" by Hampton Sides - Outsideonline.com

A profile of Bear Grylls. You guys watching Bear Grylls? I mean, if you're on a site called Poopreads, you should know that Bear Grylls once drank water he squeezed out of elephant shit. He also ate maggots he pulled off a dead deer. And made a wetsuit out of a dead seal carcass. And fileted a rattlesnake and peed in its skin and hung it around its neck and trudged off into a desert with it wrapped around his neck in case he got thirsty later on. He also lives on a barge on the River Thames with his wife and kids. Get to know this sick bastard. He is interesting.

1 comment:

  1. Nicely done, poopreads was crying out for a Bear Grylls piece. Dude's sons are named Marmaduke and Huckleberry.