Some creeps in the FBI sat around and decided that the serial killer in Long Island is a white guy in his 20s to 40s with mommy issues and maybe a girlfriend. Way to go, professionals. Sounds exactly like every serial killer ever. Also, all of my friends.
p.s. I'm looking at you, Brett.
p.p.s. and chuck
p.p.p.s. and you, chris
p.p.p.p.s. I'm frightened.