"Bright, Careful and Sadistic: Profiling Long Island’s Mystery Serial Killer" by Manny Fernandez and Al Baker - NYTimes.com

Some creeps in the FBI sat around and decided that the serial killer in Long Island is a white guy in his 20s to 40s with mommy issues and maybe a girlfriend. Way to go, professionals. Sounds exactly like every serial killer ever. Also, all of my friends.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/22/nyregion/long-island-serial-killer-gets-a-personality-profile.html?_r=2&hp

p.s. I'm looking at you, Brett.

p.p.s. and chuck

p.p.p.s. and you, chris

p.p.p.p.s. I'm frightened.