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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"Deadspin Funbag" by Drew Magary - Deadspin.com

First question in this mailbag is "is it ok to fart at the urinal with someone next to you?" I want to give the guy who asked this question a swirlie just for asking some dumbass question like that. If you can't fart in a men's room, where can you fart? Act like a man or go next door and pee sitting down, bro. Get with the program.

You know who the guys are that suck in their farts in public restrooms? Same kind of prima donna ladyboys who get out of the shower to take a piss. They're not reading this because they're afraid to have a site called Poop Reads on their browser history. And just like that little pussy earthquake today, they can get the balls too.


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