"Gonna refer to Tim Tebow as "Te-blow" because he likes tea and he blows. At least I think he likes tea. I saw him drinking coffee once, that's for damn sure. Pussy. Maybe it was a milkshake. Whatever."
I mean, that's pretty good. No way he wrote this right?
Ahh, it's fake. Whatever still pretty funny. Just lost a lot of shortly held respect for B-Quiddy there.