Klosterman goes uber fucking Klosterman here. Dude's inside your head. Talking about how halls of fame don't actually exist. Honestly this article got a little out there for my tastes, but as is well documented I love Klosterman so if he puts something up on the webernet, I'm going to post it. Plus, he knows football really, really well. It's shocking really, because he is a giant nerd.