So some dude in Buffalo* or somewhere else shitty is claiming he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew bottle and wants to sue. But Mountain Dew had the absolutely positively disgusting wherewithal to say "that's impossible, if a mouse fell into a Mountain Dew bottle it would melt into a gelatinous blob of unrecognizable mouse matter." Which is shortsighted.
True or not, Chuck Klosterman, who apparently mainlines Mountain Dew all day urryday thinks it would be cool to eat a gelatinous mouse so he's defending his soda.
I dunno, slow day on the internets folks.
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/40237/so-what-if-mountain-dew-can-melt-mice
P.S. Forget if it was Buffalo or not but it was someplace shitty and Buffalo seems like a prime suspect to me.
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