Gonna let you in on a little secret. Your boy here digs high school football. All my dudes make fun of me and think it's creepy and call me Uncle Rico. But I don't know how you can be a college football fan without caring about high school. I mean you gotta know the scene. Otherwise how you gonna know who's good and who's bad? Makes no sense. It's a natural continuation of the process to know that there's no fucking way in goddam hell Trinity High is the best team in the goddam country. It's in Kentucky. Do you hear me? KENTUCKY! This ain't horses, grass, or whiskey my dude. This is high school football, and Kentucky sucks at it. Bosco man, it's Bosco all the way.
Too insider-y for you? Well fuck you. Read this and get with the program.