Gather round y'all! It's new funbag time. In this edition some dude asks who would win a game, an all-white NFL all-star team or an all-black one. So the obvious answer here is the black guys romp because black guys are way more athletic and if you think otherwise you are at best misguided and at worst crazy racist. But Drew Magary talks himself into the white guys winning because there are no good black kickers in the NFL. Yeah newsflash bro, there are zero white corners. This isn't 1999 and Jason Sehorn is not walking through that door, and even if he did he couldn't guard ANYBODY. Which means Team Honky is lining up some square-jawed 220 pound strong safety on Calvin Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald, and since touchdowns are worth two field goals each, the black guys win, every. Single. Time. No brainer.
Not to mention depth. Like yes, Team Snowflake has Jared Allen at DE and Wes Welker at WR. You know who they have backing them up? Precisely no one. The All Blacks have their pick basically. Such a dumb argument.
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