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Sunday, May 15, 2011
"Take It All Off" by Adam Rapoport - GQ.com
Short hitter here. I couldn't resist it though because I am a proud owner of a sick buzzcut--the best haircut in the entire world ever. I been had done been rocking a buzzcut since '88 except for a few years in college where I decided to put on 45 pounds and grow out my thick, curly, Lego-man hair. Milk was a bad choice. Whatever, I still cashed checks, and that's all that matters in this life.