Unless it's Kobe Bryant. That guy is really good at basketball. Like, super good. He gets a pass. Just once though. He buttrapes someone else and it's straight to jail for you, Kobe.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
"Droit du Dirty Old Men" by Stephen Clarke - New York Times
Apparently the French are pro-rape if you're talented enough. They don't believe that powerful, successful people should be beholden to the same Earthly laws as the rest of us (you) peasants. They're all pissed off that we threw this rapey IMF chief in Riker's for allegedly forcing his baguette into that maid. Well fuck all that noise. We as Americans won't stand for it! Treat everybody equally. Liberte, egalite, fraternite, bitches!
Posted by No Clue Ninja at 6:52 PM
Labels: america fuck yeah, crime, france, New York Times, sex
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