Shaq retired via Twitter. If you gave me two guesses I could have gotten this as the way it would have gone down.
People know Shaq's broke right? Cat made like half a billion dollars taking it to the hole and rapping with Fu Shnickens and now he's broke. This all according to some douchebag money manager who lives in Murray Hill that a dude I went to college with knows or something. I dunno, sounds realistic.
p.s. just tagged this "legends". Shaq really is a legend. Weird.