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Thursday, June 16, 2011

"The Portland of the Far East" by Mark Garrison - Slate.com

Fuckin' Japs, man. Always overachieving, and striving really really really hard to be good at stuff like math and swords. Sneak attack bombing people and creating weirdo tentacle rape porn and bukkake. Shoveling people into rapey subway cars and eating whales. What's their fucking problem? Now they're making beer and they're doing it well says Slate.com. I thought the Germans made the best beer in the world. Man if the Germans and the Japanese ever joined forces they could really do some damage huh?

p.s. Japanese beer is really good. Yeah, sure.

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