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Monday, June 27, 2011

"The Alpha Male" by Mark Jenkins - Outside.com by Mark Jenkins

Quick hitter here guys, might want to print two unless you've been crushing Fiber One bars lately (and if you have please tell me where you buy them because I can't find them shits anywhere anymore). An interview with the dude who plays the most interesting man in the world in the Dos Equis commercials. I legit think these are the funniest and best commercials going right now. Like yeah that ghetto flat-brimmed hat company paid Baldwin and Jim from The Office a bunch of loot to be themselves in commercials and that's funny too, but for pure originality it's Dos Equis all the way.

A nice little cherry on top for me with these commercials is that my pops absolutely does not see any humor in them. Just doesn't get the jokes and thinks the main guy is stupid and uninteresting. Fairly certain Pa Dukes views this guy as his competition for coolest man in the universe and isn't going to give him the satisfaction of saying his commercials are good. And I respect that. A man's gotta keep his edge. Never let 'em see ya sweat pops.

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