Chris Christie is big and fat and loud and Ron Rosenbaum thinks his fat Jersey guy schtick is getting old. I don't care where he's from, I just have no respect for fat people. Like this dude really sneaky wants me to vote for him at some point to be President of the United States? To make the biggest decisions in the world? And he can't decide to not eat that third gabagoul sandwich at lunch? When he's like what? 5'10" 320? Get the fuck outta here.
P.S. If he runs for president he'll legit have a heart attack on the campaign trail. Not wishing it on him, just saying.
P.P.S. It was a complete guess, but 5'10 320 seems about right, no? Nailed it.