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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Deadspin Funbag by Drew Magary - Deadspin.com

Sigh. It's Deadspin Funbag time again. A hundred of you zeros are probably going to read this tomorrow even though it's the worst thing on here. Getting work boners in your khakis over the picture of the 50 Murray Hill 6's in Princess Leia costumes and shit.

Granted, the Princess Leia, Jabba-the-Hut chained-slave costume is probably the single hottest thing a chick has ever worn in movie history, but still. Goddamit.

Also, what the fuck is cosplay? I suppose I could google it, but then my computer would have that garbage in its history and I don't want it there. Not because it's porny, because it sounds nerdy.

I won't google Coldplay either but that's just because Coldplay sucks. Coldplay makes music for people who don't like music. I'm feeling critical tonight. Suck it.

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