Granted, the Princess Leia, Jabba-the-Hut chained-slave costume is probably the single hottest thing a chick has ever worn in movie history, but still. Goddamit.
Also, what the fuck is cosplay? I suppose I could google it, but then my computer would have that garbage in its history and I don't want it there. Not because it's porny, because it sounds nerdy.
I won't google Coldplay either but that's just because Coldplay sucks. Coldplay makes music for people who don't like music. I'm feeling critical tonight. Suck it.