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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

"Deadspin Funbag" by Drew Magary - Deadspin.com

Great question in the Deadspin Funbag. Would you kill a stranger if it meant that the NFL season would definitely happen? It's easy to get all righteous now in July, but what if I asked you the same question in the middle of September, and you were ... doing whatever the hell people who don't watch football do on Sundays in the fall. You'd kill a stranger. You know you would. You'd probably try to bargain for a third world stranger too because you're kind of elitist and slightly racist and don't think Third World lives are as valuable as the rest of us. Admit it. You would.

p.s. How the hell is it July?

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