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Monday, July 25, 2011
"Askmen Lists the Top 10 Ways to Tell a Girl She's Fat" by KFC - Barstoolsports.com
I'm really glad this cat KFC over at Barstoolsports.com finally wrote something long enough to be featured on Poop Reads. Day in, day out this dude is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the internet hands down. Is he crass? Yes. Sexist? Very. Does he hate blind people? Three for three. But the kid is a goddam wordsmith when it comes to crafting a funny blog. I'm pretty sure he's going to blow up at some point, though I don't know exactly how a blogger would do that. Either way, read this article--which is his breakdown of a really stupid list of ways to tell chicks their fat published by Askmen.com--and you can thank me a few years from now when you can say "I've been reading KFC since '88".