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Showing posts with label mob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mob. Show all posts

Monday, October 31, 2011

"The Mobster Who Brought Down the Mob" by Kevin Gray - MensJournal.com

The internet is kind of laying down on the job lately. This is the best I sniffed out today, an article from Men's Journal on some Staten Island mick who basically fucked over the entire Colombo mob family. Not gonna lie, I don't understand how Italians compete still in the world of crime. Makes no sense to me. Like 11 times out of 10 a black dude is tougher than an Italian, and the same goes for those crazy Albanian and Ukrainian cats. And the Mexicans, forget it, they'll slice you nose to dick and leave you in the street on their way to lunch. I just don't know how Vinny, Mikey, and Tony can compete in today's sophisticated organized-crime environment. Maybe that's why they had an Irish guy so high up in the ranks that he could take them all down?

Thursday, July 14, 2011

"Is the Mob as Laughable as Reality TV Makes It Seem?" - NYMag.com

Short answer no. Long answer yes.

An awesome interview with the FBI agent who orchestrated that big NYC mob bust last winter. I'm sure you read about it on the cover of the Post. Dude is very candid when speaking about the (mostly) guidettes now inhabitating all walks of reality television. One thing I didn't know is that that real skinny, druggy, sketchy looking dude who was that bug-eyed slut from NJ Housewives' "bodyguard" is actually connected pretty big time and would probably stab me if he knew I called that twat a bug-eyed slut. Food for thought.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

"Arrested Boston Mob Boss Whitey Bulger Allegedly Confesses" by Josh Voorhees - Slate.com

I've been working in the sun all day. I'm pooped. Whitey Bulger got caught and then confessed. Dude's 81 years old. Yeah they got him for 19 murders, but do you really think those were good guys he killed? Real stand up citizens in the community? I say let him walk. Dude's about to bite it anyway.

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/06/23/james_whitey_bulger_arrested_police_nab_boston_mobster_who_was_t.html

p.s. But if he killed one innocent bystander I say turn his senile ass into jerky.