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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

"Lady Dies Working at Her Cube . . .No One Notices" by El Pres

A rare link to Barstool Sports. Some poor lady in California died in her cubicle and no one noticed for at least 24 hours. El Pres preaches. "I graduated from the University of Michigan with a liberal arts degree and my only marketable skill being that I was a “people person”. Essentially being a people person means that you like sports, woman, drinking and aren’t good at math or science. It was a real killer combination of skills that I knew would have potential employers lining up at my front door to throw wads of cash at me once I hit the job market."

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