I used to love Rick Reilly. Lately I've been kind of "eh" on him though. Whatever, this article is good. It's about that kid in Philly who bullies dragged around and stuck in a tree (maybe you saw the youtube video the bullies posted--they're in jail now). Reilly manages to pull in brutal African conflicts, JD Salinger, that tears of Whoopi Goldberg, and The Marines. On top of that, he achieves the heretofore impossible--making Desean Jackson not seem like a total douche. Have at.