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Monday, August 15, 2011

"Evening in America: Cindy Crawford and the State of Supermodels" by Molly Lambert - Grantland.com

Cindy Crawford was such fucking smoke in her day. I think she might have been the first celebrity I thought was hot. Some fried chicken place in Lavalette, NJ had a lifesize cardboard cut out of her in it and I used to go there and pop boners in my bathing suit mesh while I picked up my two piece with shoestring fries. Place was filled with a bunch of 11-14 year olds buzzing around completely sprung. Also probably some bona fide perverts. Weird place to have a summer job.

Anyway, early 90's Cindy Crawford is one of the hottest chicks of all time in my not so humble opinion. It goes like this:

1. Pam Anderson - 1993
2. Cindy Crawford - 1991
3. Salma Hayek - 1998
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt - 2000
5. Meghan Fox - 2009
6. Anjelina Jolie - 2003
7. Raquel Welch - 1968
8. Stacey Dash for like the last 25 years

Modern day Mila Kunis is really bumping her way into the top circle but right now that's how I call 'em. Like you know how they inducted the best 5 ballplayers ever into the Hall of Fame in 1936? These 8 are the Cobb, Ruth, Matthewson, Wagner, and Johnson of babes.

Who did I miss?


p.s. Oh yeah this is a pretty good article about why Cindy Crawford was so hot.