Here's an article from those crazy-eyed biscuits over at Jezebel about men's magazines and their sex columns, which apparently mostly suck except for two of them? To which I say, fuck that, I learned everything I know about sex from the Maxim sex column I used to read when I was 12 and my sex game is vicious. I think. Maybe. Pretty sure.
Nah I kid, I'm nice.
http://jezebel.com/5891358/mens-magazines-arent-necessarily-doing-them-any-favors
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Thursday, March 8, 2012
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Burkas and Birkins by Lindy West - Thestranger.com
I am going to take this time to alert you to what is, no exaggeration, the funniest movie review OF ALL TIME. No surprise, it's about Sex and the City 2. If you're not convinced...
"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls."
fin.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
"9 Practical Marriage Tips for William and Kate" by Tracie Egan Morrissey - Jezebel.com
This one's mostly for my female Poop Readers. I know you're out there! I know you poop! No shame there. We don't judge at Poop Reads.
Ms. Morrissey took a sad and depressing list of tips to help the future royal couple with their matrimony that was published by Fox News, and crafted a rebuttal that is hilarious and strangely grounded.
p.s. Kate Middleton is smoking hot, no?
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