"I'll Wear Shorts If I Goddamn Want To" by Drew Magary - Deadspin.com

Tom Ford--King of the Gays and head designer for Gucci--says men should not wear shorts unless they are at the beach. Drew Magary--King of Chronicling Drunken Failure and in my mind probably a cream-cheese pale, fat Irish mick*-- rebutts, he'll wear shorts when and where he damn well pleases. To quote my mother, "You go girl!"

http://deadspin.com/5805887/ill-wear-shorts-if-i-goddamn-want-to

*A google image search could sort that out in a hurry. But this is Poopreads, you want fact checking go read the Times you fairy. I'm trying to watch The Office and go to bed.

Thanks to Faht